18
Aug
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, ‘T-G-I-F!’
He smiled at her and replied, ‘S-H-I-T.’
She looked puzzled and repeated, ‘T-G-I-F.’ more slowly.
He again answered, ‘S-H-I-T.’
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, ‘T -G – I – F.’
The man smiled back to her and once again said ‘S-H-I-T.’
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. ‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?’
The man answered, ”S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, it’s Thursday’