Posts Tagged ‘wine’
12
Jul

Slay.me Joke of the DayA woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says,

“I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you” …

Her husband asks, “Is that you, or the wine talking?” ….

She replies, “It’s me…talking to the wine.”

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08
Sep

Slay.me Joke of the DayA real man is a woman’s best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure  and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that…….

Never mind.

sexy wine

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