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Jan

Marriage Problems Joke

Comments Off on Marriage Problems JokeJoke of the Day, Marriage Jokes, Short JokesJanuary 30th, 2010jokes

Slay.me Joke of the DayQuestion:  Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Response:  Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

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30
Jan

The Super Sex Joke

Comments Off on The Super Sex JokeJoke of the Day, Old People Jokes, Over the Hill Jokes, Sex JokesJanuary 30th, 2010jokes

Slay.me Joke of the DayAn elderly man  hears a knock on the door one evening and opens it to see an attractive girl wearing not many clothes who says:

“Hullo! It’s your birthday, and I’m the Birthday Girl, and all your friends have arranged for me to call on you and offer Super Sex.”

 So the old man thinks and says,

“All things considered, I’ll take the soup

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29
Jan

Obama and the Swine Flu Joke

Comments Off on Obama and the Swine Flu JokeBarack Obama Jokes, Funny Text Message Jokes, Joke of the Day, Short Jokes, Swine Flu JokesJanuary 29th, 2010jokes

Slay.me Joke of the DayThey used to say that the day that America elects a black president will be the day that pigs fly …. a few months into Obama’s term of office … swine flu!

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