Slay.me

There are three hunters in the woods. At the same time they all feel them self get shot in the ass with a dart.

When they woke up they are all bare ass with there butts in the air. There is a tribe around them bowing down and worshipping them saying oooooooohhhhhhhhh ooooohhhhhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhh oooooohhhhhh.

The tribe goes silent and they all split. A chief walks between the crowd.

The chief goes up to the first guy and says “You have two choice death, or Bongo!”.

The man thinks in his head “Well i don’t want to die so i guess Bongo!”. So he tells the chief he wants Bongo!.

So the chief turns around to the crowd and yells “Bongo!!!”

Immediately the tribe runs in and starts fucking the guy in the ass, all of them. This guy is out.

So the chief goes up to the second guy and says “You have two choice death or Bongo!”.

So the guy thinks for a second and says “Well at least ill live to tell about it and you know maybe the tribe is tired so, Bongo!”.

So the chief turns around to the tribe and yells “Bongo!!!”

The tribe splits and a whole new tribe comes in and starts doing him in the ass and after they are done the first tribe comes and does the same. This guy is out, his ass cheeks are sagging he is just out of it.

Before the chief gets to the third guy, the man already knows that he wants to be killed.  So the chief comes up to him and says “You have two choice death or Bongo!”.

The man says “There is no way in hell your there pulling three tribes on me. I choose death, kill me now just get it over with”.

So the chief turns around to the crowd and yells “DEATH….  by BONGO!!!”

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”

Dad says, “Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the People.

“We’ll consider the nanny as the Working Class,” he went on. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.”

So the little boy goes to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”

The father says, “Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”

The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit.”

Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.”

The mother said, “Why, thank you, Little Johnny.

Johnny said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?”

“Yes”, the mother replied, “we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.”

“That’s great”, said Little Johnny,”coz he’d be fucked if he needed glasses”.