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May

Slay.me Joke of the DayThere are three hunters in the woods. At the same time they all feel them self get shot in the ass with a dart.

 

When they woke up they are all bare ass with there butts in the air. There is a tribe around them bowing down and worshipping them saying oooooooohhhhhhhhh ooooohhhhhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhh oooooohhhhhh.

 

The tribe goes silent and they all split. A chief walks between the crowd.

 

The chief goes up to the first guy and says “You have two choice death, or Bongo!”.

 

The man thinks in his head “Well i don’t want to die so i guess Bongo!”. So he tells the chief he wants Bongo!.

 

So the chief turns around to the crowd and yells “Bongo!!!”

 

Immediately the tribe runs in and starts fucking the guy in the ass, all of them. This guy is out.

 

So the chief goes up to the second guy and says “You have two choice death or Bongo!”.

 

So the guy thinks for a second and says “Well at least ill live to tell about it and you know maybe the tribe is tired so, Bongo!”.

 

So the chief turns around to the tribe and yells “Bongo!!!”

 

The tribe splits and a whole new tribe comes in and starts doing him in the ass and after they are done the first tribe comes and does the same. This guy is out, his ass cheeks are sagging he is just out of it.

 

Before the chief gets to the third guy, the man already knows that he wants to be killed.  So the chief comes up to him and says “You have two choice death or Bongo!”.

 

The man says “There is no way in hell your there pulling three tribes on me. I choose death, kill me now just get it over with”.

 

So the chief turns around to the crowd and yells “DEATH….  by BONGO!!!”

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