Slay.me

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation..  Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different.   The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii .  I did what you said and Earlene got pregnant.  Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got pregnant again.  Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn’t get pregnant again.”

Luther asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna’ do this year that’s different?”

Billy Bob says, “This year I’m taking Earlene with me.”

A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent.

The doctor says, “I’m not sure I understand what you mean.”

She says, “Well, the first 100% you can imagine.

In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!”

A real man is a woman’s best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure  and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that…….

Never mind.