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A young priest was visiting a convent. One day he was taking shower, when he realized that he didn’t have any soap

He wrapped a towel around himself and ran to his room, hoping no one saw him.

He got to his room, grabbed the soap and was running back to his shower. On his way, his towel came off, but he heard two nuns coming down the hallway. He was forced to leave the towel, and stand like a statue.

When the nuns came to him, one said, ”Look! A new soap dispenser!”

Another said, ”How you get the soap?”

So one pulled on his dick, and a bar of soap fell from his hand. ‘

‘Look! I got a bar of soap!” said the nun.

The second nun pulled on his dick. ”Look! I got liquid soap!”

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head “Yes” and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, “No” and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, ”The women would say, ‘What a terrible tragedy’ and I would nod my head and say, ‘Yes, it was.’ The men would ask, ‘You wanna sell that mule?’ and I would shake my head and say, ‘Can’t. It’s all booked up for a year.'”