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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’

‘Reading a book,’ she replies.

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.’

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘For reading a book?’ she replies.

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her again.

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with Sexual assault,’ says the woman.

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game warden.

‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.

MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. On the first night they’re lying in their sleeping bags looking up at the stars and Holmes says,

“Look at those stars Watson, imagine the vastness of space and all the millions of stars we can see…what does that mean to you?”

“Well it shows the insignificance of man and the power of the Almighty who created such a wondrous universe”

“No!” Holmes retorts “It means the flipping tent’s been stolen”