Lord Nelson is on his flagship HMS Victory and from the crow’s nest comes the shout “Spanish galleon on the starboard bow!”
Nelson says to his cabin boy,
Go to my cabin, lad, and bring me my red coat then if I am wounded in battle the crew will not see my blood and will carry on fighting.
Suddenly the cry comes from the crow’s nest,
“Another fifty Spanish galleons on the starboard bow!”
Nelson shouts down to his cabin boy
“Bring my brown cords while you’re down there!”
They used to say that the day that America elects a black president will be the day that pigs fly …. a few months into Obama’s term of office … swine flu!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
Suddenly it hit me like a brick: holy s##t, my dog is a Democrat!