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Susie Lee done fell in love;

She planned to marry Joe.

She was so happy ’bout it all

She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, “Susie gal,

You’ll have to find another.

I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know,

But Joe is yo’ half brother”

So Susie put aside her Joe

And planned to marry Will.

But after telling Pappy this,

He said, “There’s trouble still…

You can’t marry Will, my gal,

And please don’t tell your Mother,

But Will and Joe and several mo’

I know is yo’ half brother”

But Mama knew and said, “My child,

Just do what makes you happy.

Marry Will or marry Joe

You ain’t no kin to Pappy.

A flight had a very rough ascent. ice, wind and buffeting through out the plane.  the passengers were all nervous. finally the pilot got on the plane’s intercom and announced to the passengers that they were on time and the flight was stable.  a sigh of relief went through the entire plane.  still nervous himself the pilot forgot to switch off the intercom.

After his comforting announcement he turned to the co pilot and said ‘ whew, now all i need is a cup of coffee and a blow job.’

a stewardess immediately rushed down the aisle to alert the captain that the entire plane could here him……….

from the back of the plane a man called out……….

don’t forget the coffee.

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Moishe (the father)  says to his son: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”. The son  says: “I will choose my own bride”.

Moishe says: “But the girl is  Bill Gates’ daughter”.
The son answers: “Well, in that case, yes  ok”.

Moishe then approaches Bill Gates and says: “I have a  husband for your daughter”.
Bill Gates answers: “But my daughter is too  young to get married”!

Moishe says: “But this young man is a  vice-president of the World Bank”.

Bill Gates answers: “Ah, in that  case, yes ok”.

Finally Moishe goes to see the president of  the World Bank. Moishe says: “I have a young man to be recommended as  a vice-president”.

The president answers: “But I already have  more vice-presidents than I need”.

Moishe says: “But  this young man is Bill Gates’ son-in-law”.

The President  answers: “Ah, in that case, yes ok.”

And that is how  successful Jews do business…