Archive for the ‘Jokes Submitted by Fans’ Category

27
Sep

Blond TV Joke

One day, a blonde walked into a store. She examined some of the items on the shelves before walking over to the store owner and saying: “I’d like to buy that TV, please.” The man replied, “I’m sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.” So, that night, she goes home and dies her hair brown. She goes back to the store the next day, and walks up to the owner, saying “I would like to buy that TV, please.” The man once again replied, “I’m sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.” Frustrated, she went home, died all her hair black, then came back to the store, and said: “I would like to buy that TV.” The owner of the store replied in a slightly amused voice, “I’m sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.” At the end of her limit, the blonde cut all of her hair off, went to the store, and said, “I’d like to buy that TV.” The man said, “We don’t sell to blondes.” The blonde, extremely frustrated, said, “How do you even know I’m a blonde?!” The man replied, in a calm voice: “For starters that’s not a TV, that’s a microwave.”

By: Tom Bennington

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05
Jun

Intersecting Planes

So today in geometry, my teacher said “Adam, give me an example of two planes intersecting, and don’t say 9/11.” This is now my favorite teacher.

By: adam baker

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30
May

On pelosi’s visit to her plastic surgeon for her ninth face lift, the doctor asked her if she had any complaints regarding the other eight face lifts he performed on her. She responded, “I have only one complaint. I hate these bags under my eyes.” The doctor responded by saying, “those aren’t bags, they’re your tits”…. Pelosi responded “that explains where my goatee came from”…

By: Bob Nelson

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