In a Jewish retirement home lived Murray and Hilda. They got to know each other over time and spent long hours getting to know each other. Eventually, they became a couple, sitting together in the sun
every afternoon, holding hands…
One day Murray says to Hilda, “I know we’re to old to “do it” but another thing I really miss is having the woman in my life just holding my penis in her hands. Makes me feel wanted and loved.”
Hilda say, “Sure, I would love to do that.”
So, time goes on and every afternoon the two of them sit out by the pool on a chaise lounge with Hilda tenderly holding Murray’s pecker in her hands…. Every day, every afternoon.
One day, going to meet for their afternoon session, Hilda can’t find Murray anywhere. She looks everywhere and asks everyone if they’ve seen him… No one’s seen him.
So, Hilda goes back by the pool area and decides to look in the poolside cabanas in the off chance he fell asleep…. She looks inside a few of them and lo and behold, she finds Murray inside with Sarah, sitting
together, with Murray’s pecker firmly in Sarah’s hand……
Well, Hilda is outraged. She starts screaming at the both of them, so much so that Sarah runs away… She then confronts Murray, wanting to
know why he betrayed her this was. Murray had nothing to say, just took the verbal abuse….
Finally, Hilda summoned up all her nerve and screamed, “What’s Sarah go that I haven’t got?”
Murray composed himself, and finally said: