After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. ‘Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.’
‘I know, Father. In fact, I don’t think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two..’
‘I agree,’ says the Father. ‘Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?’
‘I have never seen a woman’s breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.’
‘Well, under the circumstances I don’t see that it would do any harm.’
‘Sister, would you mind if I touched them?’…
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes..
‘Father, could I ask something of you?’
‘I have never seen a man’s penis. Could I see yours?’
‘I suppose that would be OK,’ the Priest replied lifting his robe.
‘Oh Father, may I touch it?’
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
‘Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can Give Life.’
‘Is that true Father?’
‘Yes, it is, Sister.’
‘Oh Father, that’s wonderful … Stick it in the camel and let’s get the hell out of here!’