Posts Tagged ‘fart joke’
16
Nov

Slay.me Joke of the DayI was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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19
Aug

Slay.me Joke of the DayAn elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through, she leaned over and whispered To her husband, ‘I just let out a long silent fart. What Do you think I should do?’

He replied, ‘Put a new battery in your hearing aid.’

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09
Jul

Slay.me Joke of the DayA lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely, she lets out a fart.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional salesman in a store like Tiffany’s, and greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?’

Feeling uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little ‘accident’, she asks, ‘Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?’

He answers, ‘Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to
shit when I tell you the price!

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