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A man in Tennessee had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded  to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.

Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene  as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked  the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, ‘I got a flat tare.’

The passerby asked, ‘But what’s with the flowers?’

The man responded, ‘When you break down they tell ya to put flares in the front and flares in the back.  Hey, it don’t make no sense to me neither.’

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don’t you see that sign right over your head”.

Yep”, he replied. “That’s why I’m dumpin it here, cause it says ‘Fine For Dumping Garbage’.

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, ‘Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!’

Bubba replied, ‘Did you see who it was?’

The young man answered,‘I couldn’t tell, but I got his license number.’