Posts Tagged ‘tv remote’
18
Jan

Slay.me Joke of the DayThe wife and I were at home watching TV.

I had the remote and was switch ing back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

She became more and more annoyed and finally said:

“For God’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel!

You already know how to fish!”

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26
Jan

Fondling in Bed

Slay.me Joke of the DayAfter 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as he fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, roller over and started to watch the tv.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “that was wonderful. Why did you stop?”
He said “I found the remote”.

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