Posts Tagged ‘ugly’

A  man was sunbathing naked at the beach.


For the sake of civility, and  to keep it from getting sunburned, he  had a hat over his privates.


A  woman walks past and says, snickering,
“If  you were a gentleman you’d lift your  hat.”


He  raised an eyebrow and replied, “If  you weren’t so ugly it would lift itself.”

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