Posts Tagged ‘nude’
20
Jan

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City. The taxi driver, who happened to be an old Jewish man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

She said to him, “What’s wrong with you honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

The old man said “Lady, I’m not staring at you, I am telling you, det vould not be proper vair I come from”.

She said, “Well, if you’re not staring at my boobs sweetie, what are you doing then?”

He said, “Vell, I am looking and I’m looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?”

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16
May

A  man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

 

For the sake of civility, and  to keep it from getting sunburned, he  had a hat over his privates.

 

A  woman walks past and says, snickering,
“If  you were a gentleman you’d lift your  hat.”

 

He  raised an eyebrow and replied, “If  you weren’t so ugly it would lift itself.”

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