16
Sep

Slay.me Joke of the DayThree mice sit in a  bar. The first one brags, “I am one bad ass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of all of them.”

The second one brags, “Well, I’m a bad ass mouse too. In my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed.”

The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell, “Hey chicken, where do you think you’re going?”

The third one replies, “Going home to screw the cat.”

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Sorry for the quiz, please do some simple math to prove you are funny *