Posts Tagged ‘sex’
08
Sep

The Job of a Real Man

Slay.me Joke of the DayA real man is a woman’s best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure  and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that…….

Never mind.

sexy wine

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06
Aug

Obama’s Vasectomy

Slay.me Joke of the DayA man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure the nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.  When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.   The man obeys.  The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.  While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.   Curious, the man asks “What are they doing in there”?

The nurse responds, “They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care.

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05
Aug

Southwest Airlines Sex Joke

Slay.me Joke of the DayA mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago

The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, ‘If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?’

The mother, who couldn’t think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, ‘If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?’

The busy flight attendant smiled and said, ‘Did your mother tell you to ask me?’

The boy said, ‘Yes, she did.’

“Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.  Ask her to explain that to you.’

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